SiMOn buRGOyne & frIendS- tHE VeRy BEsT FriENd to the 419ers
Having won a vast fortune on an Internet lottery I now need to while away a few hours and use my spare names that I don't have that much use for I've compiled a short dossier of 419ers that I've enjoyed a correspondence with. Because I have no friends these people are now my very best friends and my lovers. i don't know how I'll survive when thay stop responding to my missives (sorry, I like the word missive and tend to overuse it).
My very good friends the 419ers are the only people who answer my emails - they are so good to me. If you would like to scam me please contact me at:
simon_t_burgoyne@hotmail.com or Ethel_Murman@hotmail.com
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My very first 419er that I replied to - he gave up very quickly, but I got a picture and was hooked |
| Georgina Koromah | I love Georgina and one day I hope we may be married |
| Georgina Koromah 2 | Because I am now getting bored of Georgina I have introduced her to Ethel Perdita Murman (kindly old lady and 1930s exotic dancer). Tally ho. |
| The Pasta & the Rose | Now I feel like sinner - time to repent I think. |
| Dr Peter Makori | I got an apology but I am still waiting for advise on my hemmerhoids |
| Assorted non-starters | either still on the go or gave up quickly - or I got bored |
Hurrah I am no
longer bored of replying to spammers so I'm doing a few more. But, i've been
making up silly names and I am now a lady called Ann Fractuesca. Spammers are
welcome to email Ann at: anfractusesca@fastmail.co.uk. Lovely, super.
I have another Hotmail address for Simon-littledick@hotmail.co.uk - Simon is
currently having fun getting embroiled with the Russian mafia and Medecins Sans
Frontieres mafia.
| Ann is currently respamming Suzana Benson who is a little bit poorly... aaaahh | |
| and Mrs. Mary Isaac - who is doing God's work... of, ermm, Spamming!? | |
| and George Akomas, who is not the brightest star in the firmament | |
| anfractusesca@fastmail.co.uk | |
| 07092875289 - fax Ann |
| Simon is currenty re-spamming Milakovich Stanic, a good buddy of Mikhail Khodorkovsky - we're reprofiling funds! | |
| Simon is also respamming Suzana Benson | |
| Medecins Sans Frontieres are trying to return my generous donation to their appeal | |
| simon_littledick@hotmail.co.uk | |
| 07092875289 - fax Simon |
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