Dr Peter Makori
He's a Doctor, but will he have any advise on my hemmeroids

 
25 October 2004 10:00


DEPARTMENT OF MINERALS AND ENERGY,

PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA.

Dear Friend,

It is my great pleasure in writing you this letter on behalf of my
colleagues. Your information was given to me by a member of the
South African Export Promotion Council (SAEPC) who was with the Federal
Government delegation on a trip to your country for a bilateral conference
talk to encourage foreign investors. I have decided to seek a
confidential co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described
hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it confidential
because of the nature of this business
Within the Department of Minerals an Energy where I work as a
Director of Audit and Project Implementation and with the co-operation of
two other top officials, we have in our possession as overdue
payment in US funds.

The said funds represent certain percentage of the total
contract value executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign
contracting firm which we the officials over-invoiced to the amount of US$14.500,000.00
Dollars.Though the actual contract cost has been paid to the original contractor,
leaving the excess balance unclaimed.

Since the present elected Government is determined to pay foreign contractors
all debts owed so as to maintain good relationship with foreign
government and non-government agencies, we include our bills for approvals
with the Department of Finance and the Reserve Bank of South Africa . We
are seeking your assistance to front as beneficiary of the unclaimed funds,
since we are not allowed to operate foreign accounts.Details and change
of beneficiary information upon application for claim to reflect payment
and approvals will be secured on behalf of you/your company.
I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that
should you be willing to assist us in this transaction your share as
compensation will be US$3.625m (25%),while my colleagues and I receive
US$9.425m (65%) and the balance of US$1.450m (10%) for taxation and
miscellaneous expenses incurred.

The business itself is 100% safe and secure, provided you treat
it with utmost confidentiality.It does not matter whether you/your
company does contract projects as a transfer of powers will be secured
in
favour of you/your company. Also your area of specialization is not a
hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction. I have reposed
my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me.

Kindly notify me for further details upon your acceptance of this proposal
at................

petermakori50e20@sify.com

Thanks for your co-operation.


Regards,
PETER MAKORI[DR].
petermakori50e20@sify.com

25 October 2004 10:00
My dear friend PETER MAKORI {DR}.

THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME YOUR FRIEND. ILL TRY TO BE GOOD FRIEND FOR YOU. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WOT IS IT YOU WANTING ME DO. WLL I BE VERY RICH WHEN OUR PLAN HAS FINISHED

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF THE South African Export Promotion Council (SAEPC) AND I HAD A GOOD TIME AT THE BILATERAL CONFERENCE

mAYBE WE RUN AWAY TO BAHAMAS OR CUBA TOGETHER WHEN WE HAVE ALL THE CASH. NO, WE GO TO SOUTH AMERICA LIKE BUTCH CASSIDY AND SUNDANCE KID. YES THATS A GOOD IDEA.

YOUR BEST FRIEND

SIMON T BURGOYNE
26 October 2004 09:00
Dear simon,
firstly,i want thank you very much for respondingto this mutual beneficial transaction of our\'s,with God by our side andconfidentiality is maintain will shall achieve our noble objectivewithin 7-10 bank working days.This business is 100% safe.
Sir.due to the nature of the business and the confidentiality repose onthis transaction,i will like you to email your telephonefax number sothat will can talk very well for you to have better understanding of thetransaction.all will needed is foreign contractor firm that can standfor us,if you go through the proposal very well,you will have idear ofwhat am saying. So please send down your confidential telephone/faxnumber so that will can start the process because time is not inourside,also confidentiality must be repose in this transation becausewill are still in service with this ministry. I wait for your replysoonest so that will can achieve our mutual aim.
Regards
PETERMAKORI[Dr]
27 October 2004 18:33

dear Peter

It was good to here from you so soonest. My telephone has been cut off at the moment as a truck ran in to the telephone pole last week - it will be repaired at the beginning of next week. I will then send you my fax and telephone number. i will remain confidential until then.

As a sign of my good faith in god I also send a picture of myselfs so that you can see I am serious in these endeavours.

your friend

Simon Burgoyne


(note to self - must get a new picture - this one's getting tired)

29 October 2004 15:17

Dear simon,
i want to thank you for the concerned showtowards this transaction,i want to tell you my the end of thetransaction will all will laugh but confidentiality must be repose forus to achieved this and also please time is not in our side in thistransation so please let\'s move with time.may i know what is youroccupation.i wait for your reply soonest.
Regards
PETER MAKORI[Dr]

 

(err, no I'm laughing now)

02 November 2004 10:43
My Dear Dr Peter,

I will be most confidential about the transaction and let no one in on the secret. My aunt Agatha says it sounds very exciting and intriguing and asks if I can share my wealth with her. I said to her , " Aunt Agatha, my dear, do not be so foolish. This is my wealth and not yours. This is on job for a lady of your standing."

My job is a model and actor. Perchance you saw me in the advert for Yum Yum sweets (I am the third Yum Yum from the left). do you have Yum Yum sweets in your country. I am currently modelling in this country and Hungary

What is your job Peter?

Now is the time to move Peter - let's get cracking.

Your Good Friend

Simon T Burgoyne
02 November 2004 15:32

Dear simon,
i don\'t really know your stand in thistransaction,how you really serious in this business.Because am notseeing any seriousness from your side,i want you to do now is to sentdown your telephone /fax number so that will discuss a way forward inthis transaction because time is of great excess in thistransaction,anyway i work as a Director of Audit and ProjectImplementation and with the co-operation of two other top officials,ithink when we talk on phone you will know me more.please sent down yourphone/fax number so that will can proceed.i wait for it soonest.
PETERMAKORI[Dr]

 

(Oh dear, have I been rumbled. Of course not the man's an idiot)

07 November 2004 23:31

My Good Friend Peter Makori

I do not see why you accuse me of having no seriousness. This is no way for two good businessmen to proceed. I will furnish the required details on the receipt of a full apology.

I remain for now your good friend

Simon T Burgoyne

(That's told him)

09 November 2004 10:38

Hello simon,
please i want you to forgive me if i offendedyou in my last letter i wrote to you,is just that will don't have timein this beneficial transaction of our's esspecially now that my ministryis trying to pay foreign contractor that have finish their projecttheir entilement,this is the right time to start the process so pleaseforgive me and let this partnership continue so that will can achievedour aim.please just follow my instruction and will shall laugh at last,iwait for your reply soonest.
PETER MAKORI[Dr]

(That's more like it. I will reply soonest)

16 November 2004 11:08

My Good Friend Peter Makori,

I apologise for not responding soonest, but you must understand that I have been out of the country on very important business with my suppliers. But hurrah because I am now safely back and am now ready to help you in your thorough endeavours.

It was heart warming to my soul to receive your apology and of course I will forgive you. I now feel we are as close as brothers because of this.

If you please tell me how to proceed we will get on with the matter in hand and we will be able to laugh for a long long time - as long as the time I was laughing when I saw my friend all over. That was a very long laugh.

Your New Best Friend

Simon T Burgoyne

( I am just so magnanimous)

16 November 2004 15:13
Hello Simon,

i want to thank you for your responds,the said fund was found as a result of over invoice of contract paidmade to a foreign
contactor and the money being kept in my excoaccount where i work as director of project implementation[owned by fiveof us]but according to the south africa civil service code of conductdoes not allow us hetre to operate an offshore account hence we needsomeone to starnd as beneficiary of the fund so that we transferred themoney to his account then we come over there and share the money.
Hence for us to actualise this objective some modality haveto be in place like paper work so please sent down yourtelephone/fax
number so that we start discussing the modality requiredand also i want to know whom am dealing with because as you can see willare still in active service in my ministry[am been sellected as thespoke man for my exco member and we are five in number so please gothrough the proposal again]we don\'t need your money becos we alreadygotten a financial of the paper work.
please time is ofgreat excess in this transaction especially now that my ministry istrying to pay foreign contractor that have
finish their project theirentilement.i wait for your reply soonest.
Regards.
PETER MAKORI[Dr]

01 December 2004 14:57
Dear Dr Peter makori

My good friend, I have not heard from you for so long and I thought it was imperative that we should proceed. Let me know the next step to get on with it.

Your good friend

Simon t Burgoyne
07 December 2004 09:29 - hurrah I got a reply, at last
HiSimon,
Thanks for your responds,the situation now is that themoney has been transferred to the contract review payment offshorecentre branch in canada,so what i want you to do if you are still verymuch in this transaction is to sent down your name,your company name andyour telephone number[if non just put than any for regonition]and youraccount number[a viable account,does mean there must be money in theaccount.that is the account is able to carry such money].this willenable us to complete a vitae ducument that will sent the contractreview and payment panel so with this the offshore payment centre willcontact you and tell you how to wire this money into your account thenwill come over where you are and meet to divide the money but beforethen i will sent down my duplicate internation passport forrecongnition.
Also i will like to know wheather you have handlethis can of transaction before,how you married and how old are you anddo you have a company of your owned or you work,so if you follow myinstruction religionsly and do what i say between the next five to sixbank working days will finish this transaction and will meet with smileon our face.Pease time right now is not in our side,i wait for yourreply soonest.
Regards,
PETER MAKORI[Dr]
08 December 2004 10:41
My Dear Good Friend and Partner Peter

It was so good to here from you my very good friend. I had thought that maybe you decided, like the Catholic, to pull out at the last minute. But, no, hear you still are my friend.
I am now very well now that my haemorrhoid problem has cleared up with a stay in the big hospitle. I can tell you, that after this unhappiness I already have that big smile on my face that you are speaking about. Maybe as a doctor I should have seeked your honourable advice sir. You would know how to handle those hemmerhoids that I was having.

These are the questions to the answers you asked for:

your name: Simon Thermopylae Burgoyne
your company name: T Burgoyne Holdings Ltd
your telephone number[if non just put than any for recognition] +44-1865-246047 - this is my office
your
account number[a viable account,does mean there must be money in the
account.that is the account is able to carry such money]. 1415926535 (actually this is Pi)
ou have handle this can of transaction before: YES
how you married: 3 times
and how old are you: 29
do you have a company of your owned or you work: yes I work in my own company that I created 8 years previously.

Are these all the answers you are seeking. Before carrying on though I believe I would like to see a picture of Dr Peter Makori so I know of whom I am dealing. I have sent my picture to you already but I get no picture back. This is not fare at all. You know that Simon Burgoyne is an honest guy as you have seen most of him - there you an see no dishonest bits to me, especially the eyes are not dishonest, which you as a doctor wil know to be true..

Your Best Friend and Business Partner

Simon T Burgoyne
11 December 2004 08:59

Dear Simon,
Please you will find attached a copy of my international passport, for I want you to know how I look like before you will see me in the physical.
I await to receive your bank name and address so as to get the approval by monday or tuesday,after which the off shore payment centre will contact you for you name has been sent for approval,just your bank name remaining.
Get back to me ASAP,for the mail I sent you yesterday came back, reason I dont know but I have sent it back to you.
Thanks

note: must teach Dr Makori how to use a scanner

13 December 2004 15:03
My dear Friend peter,

Thankyou so much for semding your passport so I can see what kind of man you are. As a doctor you will know that you can see a man's soul through his eyes. And I can see through yours how much you can be trusted. As a doctor you will know how good this thing is. don't you agree. Another picture of you relaxing in your fine garden would also proof to me how much you are a good man as I have sent to you before unless it is lossed. I think from my photo you can see exactly how much of a trusty type of guy I am being and if you look in to the eyes this will be proofs enough.

Your Happy Good friend

Simon T Burgoyne
13 December 2004 16:16
Dear Simon,
Top of the day to you. Thanks for your response,however asyou rightly suggested for me to send for your perusal a photograph of merelaxing in my garden,that is no problem,but one cannot be more seriousthan having his international passport scanned to you, for that is mynational identity,am sorry that for the moment now I cannot grant youthat wish, but for sure you will see me in the physical the moment youtake delivery of the funds.
Please,I asked for your bank informationwhich is very vital(your bank name and address)without which nothing canbe done, I mean absolutely nothing,and the approval has been given inyour favour,from the information getting to us this afternoon,soplease,kindly send down the required bank name and address,for it wasthought that the bank name was ommitted in error.
I look forward toreceiving the information first thing tomorrow morning,secondly, let meknow the actual time that you are in the office because i tried all daylong to reach you via phone but to no avail.
Thanks and have awonderful day.
 
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